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Church of Lazlo
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Afentra is back from maternity leave!
 LISTEN TO HOW EXCITED SHE IS
ABOUT THE THE CHURCH OF LAZLO
The Church of Lazlo is made up of 3 parts. Lazlo, Afentra, and Slimfast. Lazlo and Afentra are married. Slimfast used to live with them.
They host a radio show Monday-Friday 2pm to 6pm on 107.7 the End, which is Seattle's best alternative radio station. On Thursdays at 5pm they get to pick the winner of that week's Endolocity trip, and then announce the new trip.
They first started several months ago. People did not like them so they started having fans call in and giving them numbers to see how many fans they have... They still have less than 400. Afentra sometimes mixes up the numbers though, doesn't go in chronological order, and gives more than one person the same number.
Everyday at the start of the show Lazlo announces the human cost of occupation in Iraq... how many soldiers have died in the last day and total. Then he talks about other random news stories, like that girl who got her feet cut off at six flags, or the cop who 'overdosed' marijuana-brownies and called 911, or the blind guy who is pissed about not being allowed to get a gun permit.
They like to play games on the show to give away prizes. Some of those games are:
Stump the Staff- listeners call in and ask them a question about movies, TV, sports or politics; there are many rules. The rules that most people fuck up on are 1) no stupid questions and 2) the burden of conversation is always upon you.
The Hat- random topics are placed in a hat and listeners that call in have to talk intelligently about it for 20 seconds. Hardly anyone wins.
Make Afentra Cry (which will probably be discontinued now that she gave birth to her baby and placenta)- listeners tell sad stories to try to make her cry.
Are You Smarter than _____? (Blank spot could be anyone from Slimfasts dad to someone in a band)- spin-off of "Are you smarter than a 5th grader" (which really isn't a spin-off at all... seeing as how Lazlo created that game first)
They also like to do Group Therapy, in which a listener calls in and broadcasts their personal problems on air and the Church tries to figure out the best solution to their problem. Then they open up the question to everyone else.
Sometimes Slimfast will talk to random homeless people and ask them things. Sometimes he will ask people to use their phones and then talk on them like he is a fugitive or something as shocking.
My favorite thing Slimfast does is when he asks people to take pictures for his 'website'. He asks people to take a picture for a website for educational purposes. He tells them the name of his 'website' which is something insulting to the person like "FakeTanMishaps.Com" or "ProbablyAChildMolester.Com" or something equally offensive. I also like when he does "Smells Like Assimilation" {{{I think that’s what its called}}} Where he tries to sing various End songs, and completely butchers them almost beyond recognition. It's pretty amusing.
A few fun facts about the Church:
Lazlo: Smokes like a chimney, proud new father of a giant placenta, drinks straight out of the milk carton and gets chunks floating around in it, doesn't like to share food- especially if he offered to get food for that person and they said no thanks. Sometimes he strikes down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger.
Afentra: New mommy of a baby boy, Greek, has a very hilariously contagious laugh, used to cry a lot because of pregnancy, doesn't like to smoke in front of her parents, she likes to read- she is smart!, she also has many issues.
Slimfast: Lives in a 1-bedroom apartment with his GF (who is now in France cheating on him, but hopefully not...) and some other chick who doesn't pay rent and doesn't fuck him or clean up the house. His cat died a while back because it ate some contaminated cat food. Owes Lazlo $1,500. He is buddies with David Arquette.
{{{I just re-read Slimfasts 'fun facts', and its really depressing, lol, sorry}}}
The show is quite hilarious if you have a sense of humor, not completely socially retarded or easily offended.
written by ***Tiffany*** who listens in Tacoma. |
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